Response to ‘Dairy farmers in California say anti-flatulence law stinks’

Could the solutions proposed in this article also be applied to political rhetoric?

If the “short lived climate pollutants”
Are greenhousing our dairy air,
Why not Fart Pack election disputants,
And our candidates’ crap-talk ensnare?

With the methane that’s captured thereby
Consumers would all have it made.
Power would be cheap to buy,
With a surplus to ply “crap”-and-trade.

(First published in comments section for article cited above.)


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