A Thought While Sitting

No venue have I found that’s fitter
For a leaking of my critter
Than old-fashioned sit-down shitter.

Sure, it’s fun to pee outdoors
Upon the wild and windy moors
But then the spray be-mists my drawers.

The same is true for low-mount sink,
The type from which you’d never drink,
The one that splatters minty stink.

Even with an out-board motor,
I’d rather share the bowl with floater.
That’s a fact, and you can quote ‘er.


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