Trading in the Old for New

You say I rob the cradle?
That merits no response.
It’s standard in my family:
Old uncles want new aunts.

In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/nuance/

Disclaimer: This hardly needs to be said but here it is: this is fiction, plain and simple. No relation to my actual life or experiences. Have a laugh or bugger off–entirely your choice. 🙂