Coffee Colonic

When my bowels are crimped in confusion of colic
I clear out the pipes with a coffee colonic.

The doo that’s congealed in a thick pasty stew
Loosens free in a geyser of frothy black brew.

After a cup o’ the joe in the pooper,
I’m ready to start out the day like a trooper.

Coffee enemas? https://www.bustle.com/p/what-is-a-coffee-enema-goop-is-facing-backlash-for-linking-to-this-potentially-dangerous-cleanse-7812544

Author: Rhyme In Time

I write for a living. For no kind of living whatsoever, I also write poetry and study the Korean language. And I help raise a cat with my wife.

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