Old man breaking wind,
Speaking volumes from his end.
His trousers rend
As he vents forth his special blend,
The tables to upend.
A tanka challenge: https://colleenchesebro.com/2018/05/22/colleens-weekly-tanka-tuesday-poetry-challenge-no-81-hurry-last-synonymsonly/
Rhyme In Time 
LOL! Welcome. I’m glad you joined in the challenge. I LOVED this Tanka. Great humor. 😀
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Thanks! Fun challenge. 🙂
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I hope you’ll come back!
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I love love this😀😀😀😀
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Thanks! 🙂
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Your man sounds like a dork
(Perhaps it’s too much pork?)
To stop the farts
It’s time he starts
To plug it with a cork.
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Hope it holds fast
Or we’re in for a blast!
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