It’s Raining Cats

“They say that pets can lengthen life and keep away depression.
These feral cats to send to mum would seem no great transgression.”

“I’ll get the catapult. We’ll want to leave a deep impression.”

WordPress daily writing prompts (words highlighted above).

(As with anything else written here, just having silly fun. I actually think cats are awesome.)

Footnote in the Book of Life

From flesh rent fresh adrift, from breath unmoored;
Now frantic search for where my goodwill’s stored.

My mortal span on Earth has reached its end
And now to final judgement I descend.

Is there enough to mitigate the ill?
For demon-feast will I provide new fill?

Not every life that’s lived can be called glorious.
But tell me mine at least proved foot-notorious.

WordPress daily writing prompts (words highlighted above).

Shear Pink

When I think
Upon the pink
It brings me nearly
To the brink.

Who knew that wink
In biped crink
Could spill such ink,
Whole day could kink?

While it drips into the sink
Perhaps I’ll have another drink
And do my best this wound to prink,
This papercut from which I shrink.

WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/pink/

Santa’s Slay

The ambassador of joy and goodwill finally becomes unhinged, a calamity wrought by this abomination: http://www.hatchimals.com/

This just in, it’s breaking news,
Santa’s snapped and on the loose!

He’s running for it in his sleigh
In desperate bid to get away.

He finally reached his breaking point
And North Pole tore up, joint from joint.

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