Oh my darling, stop giving me flap
That we never go out and you’re trapped.
Let’s go out somewhere classy
Where the rails are brassy
And the waitresses sit in your lap.
Not a taco but super burrito
Will it take to wake up my libido.
Your chorizo is stale–
How about Chippendale’s?
We can check out some class wearing speedos.
WordPress daily writing prompt (word highlighted above).
The guys at the weather-school dorm
Surrounded her front like a storm.
Max MacHot was a tool,
And the same for Trey Cool,
So she settled instead for Luke Warm.
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lukewarm/
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/clean/
Why does everything need to be clean?
It’s a modern obsession obscene.
My hair is more easy
To comb when it’s greasy,
And my toe fungus helps me stay green.
You actually want more? And it’s not a head injury, you say?
Well, if you insist: https://poetscornerblog.wordpress.com/category/dan/
There will be a bit of overlap but most of the work published there is not also published here. 🙂
The U.S. is scared of the clowns,
Since they’re creeping in each of our towns.
But they don’t put the scare in me
Like Trump or like Hillary,
The two jesters who fight for the crown.
This neighborhood’s brimming with trolls.
They burrow and creep just like voles.
They’re assured of their right
Just because they have might–
If so mighty, why hide in your holes?
Continue reading “Harpy Queen”
Online dating’s a very broad sea,
But I’m happy that Craig’s List is free.
There is much here to choose;
There’s no way I can lose.
Let me give you some facts about me.
Continue reading “Online Dating Ad”