Oh my darling, stop giving me flap
That we never go out and you’re trapped.
Let’s go out somewhere classy
Where the rails are brassy
And the waitresses sit in your lap.
Not a taco but super burrito
Will it take to wake up my libido.
Your chorizo is stale–
How about Chippendale’s?
We can check out some class wearing speedos.
WordPress daily writing prompt (word highlighted above).
The guys at the weather-school dorm
Surrounded her front like a storm.
Max MacHot was a tool,
And the same for Trey Cool,
So she settled instead for Luke Warm.
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lukewarm/
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/clean/
Why does everything need to be clean?
It’s a modern obsession obscene.
My hair is more easy
To comb when it’s greasy,
And my toe fungus helps me stay green.
There once was a lad much too bold,
To wear jacket or coat in the cold;
With his own forced-air heat,
Which came out of his seat,
He’d stay warm, wrapped in thick, cloudy fold.
Seven plates at a buffet of shrimp:
Ate so much I walked out with a limp.
With the greatest relief
At the porcelain reef
Now I send them to swim through the crimp.
You actually want more? And it’s not a head injury, you say?
Well, if you insist: https://poetscornerblog.wordpress.com/category/dan/
There will be a bit of overlap but most of the work published there is not also published here. 🙂
The U.S. is scared of the clowns,
Since they’re creeping in each of our towns.
But they don’t put the scare in me
Like Trump or like Hillary,
The two jesters who fight for the crown.