We sought to treat our appetites
But parking spaces were so tight.
We docked the wreck and got a ticket,
Tore it up and said to “stick it.”
Meter maid disdained the sleight,
Got out her book, and did re-cite.
WordPress daily writing prompt (word highlighted above).
King Minos, this whole banquet is a farce.
You’ve brought us here to take it up the arse.
The legend of your bull falls far amiss-
This nonsense runs straight over precipice.
Yet no such luck, young lad, there’ll be for you;
My Minotaur shall gore your flesh straight through.
As children go, he’s been an aberration,
Of Pasiphae and bull collaboration.
When Neptune’s beast such hospitality she gave
I knew of such must issue be depraved.
Ariadne (aside to Theseus):
They keep the creature trapped in walls that maze;
On youths like you in batches does he graze.
All final qualms do swallow now and dread
The creature’s wrath–or mine; here, take this thread,
And after you have gored the creature’s head,
Use this to find your way to me–and bed.
WordPress daily writing prompts (words highlighted above).
“Life is a turnstile.
You stand in a file,
And waiting, you wile
While watching the dial
To join the big pile.”
“You live in denial
And lie with a smile.
Be bold; dare to rile,
Cross tile extra mile.
Now that’s a lifestyle.”
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lifestyle/
“We’re tired of your rigmarole–
Your attitude requires control.”
“You want me to submit myself
To goat-accosting, shifty dwarf?”
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/control/
“I see on your sign you’ve an hourly rate.
Do you still charge an overnight fee?”
“The fees are the same just for crossing the gate.
That is our inn’s blanket policy.”
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/blanket/
Dine and truckle,
Safety? Shuck all.
Then it chuckles.
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/chuckle/
You say I rob the cradle?
That merits no response.
It’s standard in my family:
Old uncles want new aunts.
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/nuance/
Disclaimer: This hardly needs to be said but here it is: this is fiction, plain and simple. No relation to my actual life or experiences. Have a laugh or bugger off–entirely your choice. 🙂