Passings the Book

It’s a gas, gas, gas!

Yeah, some of us may be old enough to remember this Rolling Stones classic. But no one is too old for fart jokes!

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Team Huddle

Mgmt: “We have another deadline, this team has got to scrum.
We’re sprinting all directions; it’s pandemonium.”

Team: “We’re working at out hardest, with our backs against the wall.
Push us any harder, I’m afraid there’ll be a brawl.”

Mgmt: “Nonetheless, we need to huddle; let’s all work through lunch.
The food will be provided.”

Team: “Then I guess we’ll spike the punch.”

WordPress daily writing prompt:

In Praise of WordPress Poets

In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt:

How many good writers in WordPress?
Let’s tally the stars in the sky.
The labor therein will be far less,
Than count all we writers to try.

Imagine a star-hopper helming,
To stop and see every sun.
This notion is less overwhelming,
Than of poets to taste every one.

Wolves in Paris

Inspired by the headlines, “Wolves are living on the outskirts of Paris…”.

New creatures inhabit the City of Lights.
They travel in packs as they hunt through the night.
Who are these new claimants to le haute couture
Who look underfed although dressed in fine fur?

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