A witless lad, or so the locals tell,
Precipitously plunged straight down to hell–
While hiking he stepped off a ledge and fell.
WordPress daily writing prompt (highlighted above).
Category: Poems about poetry
In Hair I Dance
I wear no special workout pants
To fight my adipose.
Naked but in hair I dance;
No need for other clothes.
WordPress daily writing prompt (highlighted above).
Today’s Deep Thought
Hope you find this poem witty.
If you don’t then such a pity.
They can’t all be deep or pretty.
Some of them are downright shitty.
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Passings the Book
It’s a gas, gas, gas!
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Team Huddle
Mgmt: “We have another deadline, this team has got to scrum.
We’re sprinting all directions; it’s pandemonium.”
Team: “We’re working at out hardest, with our backs against the wall.
Push us any harder, I’m afraid there’ll be a brawl.”
Mgmt: “Nonetheless, we need to huddle; let’s all work through lunch.
The food will be provided.”
Team: “Then I guess we’ll spike the punch.”
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/spike/
Life’s a Carnival
Of this remain aware
Next time your spirits fall:
Though life may not be fair,
It’s quite a carnival.
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/aware/
Heart-pang Rhyme
Easy work to criticize
Effusions of the heart.
Harder far to vocalize
A Cupid-rendered smart.
In Praise of WordPress Poets
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/overwhelming/
How many good writers in WordPress?
Let’s tally the stars in the sky.
The labor therein will be far less,
Than count all we writers to try.
Imagine a star-hopper helming,
To stop and see every sun.
This notion is less overwhelming,
Than of poets to taste every one.
Lovely Solidarity Blogger Award
My deepest thanks to The Godly Chic Diaries for nominating me for the Lovely Solidarity Blogger Award.
The award looks like this:
Yay!
Wolves in Paris
Inspired by the headlines, “Wolves are living on the outskirts of Paris…”.
New creatures inhabit the City of Lights.
They travel in packs as they hunt through the night.
Who are these new claimants to le haute couture
Who look underfed although dressed in fine fur?
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