More than a ripple,
When I broke postprandial wind.
It stippled my end.
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Entry to the Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge. This particular challenge is to write a haiku that includes the words ripple and wind.
Category: Poems about poo
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Parody of famous Christmas carol, Do You Hear What I Hear?
Christmas feast inside us did we cram.
Tell me, is the bog free?
Coiled up inside, Christmas ham,
Hurry, make the loo free!
A shart, a shart! It’s turned into a shite:
This pig from my butt’s taken flight.
This pig from my butt’s taken flight.
Another massive feast did we enjoy.
Do you hear what I hear?
Yuletide puddings have my colon cloyed;
Now they sing from my rear.
The bog, the bog, when will it be free?
I’m prairie-doggin’ mightily.
I’m going to pass a frickin’ tree.
This is from my latest insult to the written language: Corrupt Carols.
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The Super Is a Pooper
For a little change of pace, this is not a response to the WordPress Daily Writing Prompt. Instead, it’s a response to this news item: Mystery pooper at N.J. high school’s track turned out to be superintendent
This stuff really happens. I just make poems about it. 😉
There’s something laying on the track,
A shiny little tube of black.
I’ve seen one like it every morn;
Wherefrom are these wonders born?
Do relay racers drop baton?
Is this a daily doggie bomb?
Who thinks our track’s an outdoor pooper?
I can’t believe it. It’s our Super!
Ass-tonish
I guess there is simply no beating it.
This ritual, I’ll be repeating it.
I gorged at the feast
On too much of the beast–
Now my ass-ton is sh*tting a sheet of it.
Perfect (Seafood) Storm
I gorged on seafood feast beyond the norm,
And overstressed my buttons past the norm.
My stomach’s taken on a brand new form.
And down below? There brews a perfect storm!
Today’s Deep Thought
Hope you find this poem witty.
If you don’t then such a pity.
They can’t all be deep or pretty.
Some of them are downright shitty.
WordPress daily writing prompt (word highlighted above).
Rhyme In Time 