As we strap you in the stirrup, tell me what you do for work.
I work in advertising, selling distant dreams to jerks.
The things I make are substanceless; they’re all imaginary.
My work site tends to more tactile, and quite vaginary.
The pay is good but sometimes people’s smiles are gnashing teeth.
The view is great—but sometimes I can’t breathe because of queef.
WordPress daily writing prompts (words highlighted above).
“Life is a turnstile.
You stand in a file,
And waiting, you wile
While watching the dial
To join the big pile.”
“You live in denial
And lie with a smile.
Be bold; dare to rile,
Cross tile extra mile.
Now that’s a lifestyle.”
WordPress daily writing prompt: https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lifestyle/