Scary Clowns

The U.S. is scared of the clowns,
Since they’re creeping in each of our towns.
But they don’t put the scare in me
Like Trump or like Hillary,
The two jesters who fight for the crown.

 

Who To Vote For

Why not combine for all the best
And leave behind the chaff,
The scandal-vestured scary chick
With master of the gaff?

Which Way To Vote?

He’s a walking powder keg,
And says just what he thinks.
She’s a seasoned politician,
Schooled in all that stinks.