As we strap you in the stirrup, tell me what you do for work.
I work in advertising, selling distant dreams to jerks.
The things I make are substanceless; they’re all imaginary.
My work site tends to more tactile, and quite vaginary.
The pay is good but sometimes people’s smiles are gnashing teeth.
The view is great—but sometimes I can’t breathe because of queef.
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The guys at the weather-school dorm
Surrounded her front like a storm.
Max MacHot was a tool,
And the same for Trey Cool,
So she settled instead for Luke Warm.
In reply to this WordPress daily writing prompt: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lukewarm/