Here’s a tanka (syllable count 5/7/5/7/7) for Colleen (The Faery Whisperer)’s Tanka Tuesday challenge:
Verdant creature cropped,
For sacred holiday chopped,
Corpse on my car flopped,
With drip-pan fragrant blood sopped,
With smiling angel I top.
(Disclaimer: Most years, the wife and I buy a fresh Christmas tree and enjoy the fragrance of its sap.)
Happy Thanksgiving! Starting now thru Monday 11/26, you can download my new collection of snippy verse, Corrupt Carols, from Amazon for free. The book is a Grinchly anthology of parodies of popular Christmas carols. (Note: Contains adult themes).
If you enjoy the book, please leave a product review!
After 11/26, downloading the book costs money (but only 99 cents).
Thank you! And to everyone in or from the U.S., have a Happy Thanksgiving!
First published on https://poetscornerblog.wordpress.com. By a weird quirk (not my intent) it somehow became sticky there, possibly to the annoyance of other posters, and to unstick it, I had to unpost it (make it a draft). Normal options did not work. But it was Liked enough to keep it posted somewhere. 🙂
Deep in sleepy Umbria,
Entombed in gravel pit,
The corpses of a host of children
Rot amidst the grit.
A thousand years and more they’ve lain
Inside this soul-less grave,
Blameless victims of a plague
Whom physic could not save.
Bound inside their thready shrouds
From fear that they might stir,
Their curse-less mouths were stuffed with stones
From feeding to deter.
Undisturbed they might have lain
Until the world’s demise,
But now an archaeologist
Unearths them–now they all arise!
The dust-clad waifs shake limbs from shroud
And spit away the stones,
Awake with gnawing hunger
To re-flesh their fetid bones.
En masse they set out for the town
On human blood to binge.
Insult of a thousand years
These vampires shall avenge!
Inspired by these articles about stones placed in corpses’ mouths, ostensibly to prevent them from returning and feeding upon the blood of the living:
(image from: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/10/15/italy-child-vampire-burial-eerie-ritual-prevent-malaria/1645690002/)
선생님은 한국어가 매우 쉽대요!
학생들은 단어에 빠져 있어요.
음절 바다에서 익사할 지 몰라요.
Slightly loose translation, in order to rhyme:
Korean’s very easy, teacher said;
Submerged in words, the students water tread.
In vowels and consonants we might drown instead!
Note: This effort was corrected and verified by a native Korean speaker and instructor. If you also study Korean, you may have noticed that Google translate tends to give mixed results.
Slightly older and now cheaper (just like me…)
If you just can’t get enough of my shite, here’s a slightly older effort, now price-aligned to match market reality. (Yeah, dropped the price.)
This book breaks down the deceptively simple limerick meter, elucidating the often overlooked variations. To make it simple again, the variations are shown clearly in an easy-to-read table.
And of course, some of my own original smart-ass compositions are included. The only way to have more fun for 99 cents is a single brewskie or maybe a trial subscription to a porn site. But this will make you laugh, without the hangover or carpel-tunnel syndrome.
As always, leave a review on Amazon and I’ll mention you in the next work (if you wish).
-Dan (Rhyme In Time)
Call my work cheap, will ya? Too true. And now it’s even cheaper!
If you almost sorta maybe kinda almost wanted to throw a bit of charity this way (buy a book) but the price was too steep, now they’re cheap(er)! There are no barriers to entry left, loyal reader!
Each of these are great reads in the crapper–for example, while escaping a boring holiday party or the afternoon doldrums at work.
And they’re cheaper than a 7-eleven chili dog, just as full of cheese, and no unkinder to your bowels. Pretty please?
Leave a review on Amazon of either and I’ll even mention you in the next book (if you so wish). Could be fun!
My profuse and heartfelt thanks for your continued readership,
-Dan (Rhyme In Time)
여러분, 여기 다른 시를 시도했어요. 어때요?
메모를 남겨주세요. 감사합니다!
깜깜한 공간에서, 빨간 화성에서, 큰 파란 고양이가
모래 산을 위어서 빠르게 뛰어덤네!
개띠 년기 때문는지? 아마 우주 쥐를 봤는데.
In black space, on red Mars, a big blue cat
Bounds leaping over a sandy mountain.
Because it’s the Year of the Dog? Maybe it saw a cosmic mouse!
생각은 이 그림에서 나왔어요: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/25/nasa-photo-blue-sand-dune-mars/729939002/